Businessman

As a youth, Jeff VanHosenpfeffer sold weed from the back of a rusted Volkswagen van -- today, he owns Gourmet Groceries. He'd been a hippie; twenty years later, he wears Italian suits. He orchestrates an empire: spinach, zucchini, squash. He belongs to the Rotary. He glows with respectability. Special herbs, available at the back door.