Neighborhood Yard Sale

Hummers, Escalades, and Jags prowl the golden streets of suburbia. Soccer moms and distracted dads push strollers, Blackberries gracing their hips as they covet the detritus of our hectic lives. Botoxed mother of cherubic toddler asks, "How much for the T-Ball set?" "A dollar." I paid eighteen six months ago. "Will you take fifty cents?"